yeah probably it’s not the best idea to have the villains be his new caretaker when Muriel and Eustace passes away.
Tell me they weren’t canon.
Naming Felt Members at 2am:
- Loose Car Tire
- Washing Machine
- Penny Loafers
- The Color Orange
- Overripe Cantaloupe
I don’t see the problem.
if u sleep with a bra on first of all why second of all how
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.
I appreciate soap so much because look at it
so much time and careful handiwork must go into making these
some are pretty beautiful
or wicked adorable
you can give it to a loved one
or just sit there and drool at it
but you dudes had better appreciate the heck out of your soap
The Soap Fandom doesn’t fuck around.
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.